From the episode “The Red Dot”:
In George’s boss’ office.
Boss: I’m going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: Who said that?
Boss: She did.
George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Boss: You’re fired.
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Found this picture on the net a few months back. So true…
isn’t it?
It makes more sense when you come out of a team meeting that had been called for no specific reason and resulted in nothing constructive.
From “The Hot Tub” (Season 7 Episode 5):
«««(street at night- Elaine walking and thinking, very worried)
…
Elaine: Ohhh, I’m exhausted. I’ve been on this street a thousand times! It’s never looked so strange! The faces…so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless…a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches…my heart aches…but my feet (stops to look at her feet)…my feet are resilient! (a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks…) Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my… HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!! (lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says…) Yes!
Spiders are evil. No, really, they are. I consider spiders to be one of the most despicable creatures. I simply hate them. I think my hatred is rooted in the fact that they dirty the place where they stay by making sticky cobwebs that I, as a cleanliness freak, can just not tolerate. So I make sure that whenever I see a spider, it’s my last sighting of that spider.
I used to suck all the spiders I found in my room into the vacuum when I was in Lucknow. Oh, how happy it made me feel. But since I don’t have a vacuum in my room here, the first time I saw a spider, I didn’t know what to do but then I decided to use a newspaper to squash it and what I was about to find out was that it is far more satisfying to kill a spider this way, what with all the spider guts spilt out everywhere. So whenever you see a spider, squash it whatever you can find. Seriously, do it!
Raj
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