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Jan

What I like about me

Raj 10 Comments

Categories: Lists, Tag, Funny and Life

I haven’t been explicitly asked to do this tag but I’m doing it cos I want to.

The tag requires me to “list five weird things about myself”. I already mentioned two very weird things about me in this post.

Before going any further, I would like to say that I like all the little subtle weirdness in people. I think it contributes towards one’s individuality.

On with the list:

I can’t use the T9 dictionary for writing text messages and given that I’m a very tech-savvy guy otherwise, this is very weird and almost embarrassing for me. I have to make do with multitap.
I always fear that my signature at important places like on a bank cheque won’t match the sample signature although that has never really happened. I somehow find my signatures taken at different times very different. (A friend who wanted me to write a cheque today somehow reminded me of this weirdness.)
I can’t use bad words or shout profanities at anyone. I’ve never in my life used bad language. I occasionally use the f word on this blog but never in person. Anyone who I’ve ever met will vouch for it. I read once somewhere that the inability to curse is a result of lack of self-confidence but I am very confident perhaps over-confident so I don’t think that’s the reason.
My shoelaces are almost always untied or loose. No matter which shoe or which laces I use, if it’s mine, it’s always like that. I don’t like slip-ons so that’s not an option. Thanks to this, I can walk for miles with long, untied shoelaces without stumbling or falling.
Can’t think of a fifth point and that too after lecturing freeze about it. Now that’s weird!

Jan

Yet! Another!! Tag!!!

Raj 12 Comments

Categories: Lists, Tag and Funny

Here are the rules of this one:

The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
Need to mention the sex of the target.
Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Target: Female

She should not be funnier than me and must laugh at most of my jokes.
She must either teach me to dance properly or must not force me to dance.
She must listen to my ranting about the smallest nonsensical things.
She must be into music, movies and above all television.
She must not be messy in any way. It would help if she were a cleanliness freak like me.
She must not be secretly insane, must not be suicidal and definitely not a murderer. Additionally, she must promise not to kill me no matter how much she may want.
She must not embarrass me in front of her friends by telling them stories about me like my mom.
She must be smart enough to not let me find out if she is cheating on me.

I tag 8 people who accidentally stumble upon my blog, whatever their names might be.

Jan

Epsilon

Raj 9 Comments

Categories: Tag

A - Age you got your first Kiss: Right, I should put that on my blog!!

B - Band listening to right now: My random playlist is on “Lamhay” by Jal right now.

C- Crush: I love to crush cockroaches and spiders. Oh, and cans too.

D- Drink of Choice: Water

E - Easiest person [people]: Me, myself and I

F - Favorite band at the moment: At the moment? Black Eyed Peas cos I am listening to “My Humps”.

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: What is this supposed to mean?

H – Holiday: I really want to go for a long holiday in Italy sometime

I - Instruments: My cell phone doubles up as a calculator.

J - Juice: Mostly all fruit juices but my favorites are pineapple juice and Tropicana’s Tropical Fruit Fusion.

K-Kids: I’m pretty good with kids. I have 4 nieces and 1 nephew and they all are fond of me.

L - Longest car ride ever: From Adampur near Jalandhar to Wagah Border and from there till Kurukshetra.

M - Major: Information Technology

N - Nicknames: Raj, Lichpicha Pichpicha Chipchipa Kechhua (In short, LPC Earthworm)

O - One wish: In another tag that I did few months ago, I was asked Thing You Want To Do Before You Die and I answered: Say to myself, “I’ve done everything I always wanted to do”. This would be my one wish.

P - Phobia[s]: Darkness (only if I don’t know the place well)

Q - Quote: I don’t have one. Okay. For the sake of it, “This is my world. You just live here.” I don’t know where I got it from but its good.

R - Reason to smile: People being dumb and funny sitcoms.

S - Song you sang last: “Sunday Morning” by Maroon 5

T - Time you woke up [today]: 7.00am. It was tough cos I was getting up at 7:30 during the weekend.

U - Unknown fact about me: I’m a very good singer.

V - Vegetable you hate: Jackfruit, Beetroot, Tinda (I don’t know what its called in English) etc. The list is long.

W - Worst thing to have happened to you: I bumped into a moving truck when I was 7.

X-rays you’ve had: Immediately after I bumped into the truck, when my liver decided to go on strike. Total 5-6 times.

Y - Yummy food: Noodles, Pizzas, Banana chips etc.

Z - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

I’m not tagging anyone. Anybody who wants to do it is welcome (That includes you, Xohra.)

Jan

Fourth time’s the charm

Raj 9 Comments

Categories: Tag

This is my fourth tag and coincidentally, it is about four things.

FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1) Software Engineer
2) —
3) —
4) —

FOUR MOVIES YOU WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1) Andaz Apna Apna
2) The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King
3) Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron
4) Independence Day

FOUR PLACES YOU HAVE LIVED:
1) Kanpur
2) Lucknow
3) North-West Bangalore (On the outskirts of the city)
4) North-Central Bangalore

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1) Seinfeld
2) The Simpsons
3) The Amazing Race
4) Lost

There are a lot more. I’m addicted to TV and can watch just about anything

FOUR PLACES YOU HAVE BEEN ON VACATION:
1) Jammu
2) Punjab (Adampur, Amritsar, Wagah Border)
3) Kurukshetra, Haryana
4) Kodaikanal, Tamil Nadu

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1) Noodles
2) Pizzas
3) Ice Creams
4) Rajma Chawal

FOUR PLACES YOU WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1) Lucknow (It’s been a while since I visited my parents plus I miss the cold)
2) Wandering the streets after calling in sick at work
3) —
4) —

FOUR BLOGGERS YOU ARE TAGGING:
1) Sher-e-Jalandhar
2) Atif
3) Becky / Abigail (You guys complain about common answers so I grouped you as one. I hope u don’t mind)
4) Freeze (Whenever she’s back)

No compulsion, of course. Do it if you want to.

Nov

I need…

Raj 7 Comments

Categories: Internet, Tag and Funny

Atif tagged me.

Rule: Go to Google and write, “Your name needs” (i.e. “Raj needs”) and paste the freaky results.

So here are the results:

Raj needs some encouragement.

Raj needs a wake up call.

Raj needs the money urgently.

Raj needs a job.

Raj needs to submit his timetable to Rachel.

Raj needs to let this one drop.

Raj needs someone to get his life back in order.

Raj needs a playmate.

Raj needs no introduction in Indian cinema.

Raj needs a 7 to double up and survive.

Raj needs babysitting.

It’s a fun tag so I want everyone to do it but since I already tagged everyone just a while back, I am not forcing anyone to do it. So if you are reading this and you want to do it, do it.