Random Seinfeld Quote

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«««(street at night- Elaine walking and thinking, very worried)
Ohhh, I’m exhausted. I’ve been on this street a thousand times! It’s never looked so strange! The faces…so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless…a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches…my heart aches…but my feet (stops to look at her feet)…my feet are resilient! (a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks…) Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my… HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!!
(lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says…)

from “The Hot Tub” (Season 7 Episode 5)