Yet! Another!! Tag!!! at Rhythmic Dissonance

Here are the rules of this one:

The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
Need to mention the sex of the target.
Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Target: Female

She should not be funnier than me and must laugh at most of my jokes.
She must either teach me to dance properly or must not force me to dance.
She must listen to my ranting about the smallest nonsensical things.
She must be into music, movies and above all television.
She must not be messy in any way. It would help if she were a cleanliness freak like me.
She must not be secretly insane, must not be suicidal and definitely not a murderer. Additionally, she must promise not to kill me no matter how much she may want.
She must not embarrass me in front of her friends by telling them stories about me like my mom.
She must be smart enough to not let me find out if she is cheating on me.

I tag 8 people who accidentally stumble upon my blog, whatever their names might be.

12 Responses to “Yet! Another!! Tag!!!”

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1 greensatya Jan 22nd, 2006 at 1:11 pm

Good Luck on finding your targeted lover !
2 RR Jan 22nd, 2006 at 4:46 pm

The last point is very interesting.
These are pretty easy requirements.
You will get one soon or else why do u think God made helpful ppl like me.
3 Vinaya Jan 23rd, 2006 at 9:16 am

You’re never going to find a lover with those qualities! What a list. Speechless.
4 Sayesha Jan 23rd, 2006 at 10:42 am

Mast list hai, Raj!
5 Akanksha Jan 23rd, 2006 at 11:29 am

dont u want her to be pretty?
or atleast nice looking!!
or u r ok with a butch ugly girl? ;p
6 Raj (Who am I?) Jan 23rd, 2006 at 1:30 pm
@greensatya: Thanks. I need it

@sej: I know, these are very easy requirements. I hope I do get one soon

I hope I dont have to take anyone’s help but if I need to, I’ll let u know

@vinaya: Why not? Its the not being secretly insane part, right? Not too many sane women out there

@sayesha: Thank you

@akanksha: Well, that goes without saying. She has to be pretty. May be not the msot beautiful woman ever but still. And she must have a pleasing persona.
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7 Aaki Jan 23rd, 2006 at 1:45 pm

point 8. uhh?? that is something umm.. interesting. :/
8 freeze Jan 23rd, 2006 at 3:44 pm

wud it not b better if yr target was some1 who never cheats on u? i mean, c’mon! u mentioned that she shud not b a murderer, or insane, or suicidal.. u can also say that she wud never cheat on u.

awww… your mum embarrasses u wit stories abt u! Which mom does not?! mom’s dont know that they r embarrassin their kids. I guess. maybe u can tell us some stories, and we’l decide if they r embarrassing hehehe
9 Raj Jan 23rd, 2006 at 6:50 pm

@aaki: It is interesting, indeed

@freeze: It would be better if she doesnt cheat but the way I see it, she cheats on me only when i find out about it. It wouldnt really help even if she doesn’t tell me that she’s suicidal or insane. She if free, however, to murder people as long as nobody including me finds out about it. I hope i’ve made things clear

I agree that all (or most) moms embarrass their kids knowingly or unknowingly. I don’t want to get more embarrassed by telling y’all about all those stories. But nice try
10 Abigail S. Jan 25th, 2006 at 3:30 am

I cried a tear. I’ll never be able to marry you. How very sad… I’m a VERY messy person.
And I’m a murderer…
Ok, not really on that second part. But true about the messy part.
11 Raj Jan 25th, 2006 at 9:57 am

@abigail: Ha ha…Don’t cry!!

I’m sure you’ll find a guy who’s better than me and likes messy people. Maybe he’ll be messy too!!
12 Camouflaged Being Jan 25th, 2006 at 8:56 pm

Raj:

your blog post is similar to another one I came across…here only diff the person has given the names of the TARGETED LOVER!!! Look at this http://yogianil.blogspot.com/

PJ