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If you have a relative or an acquaintance that you hate and want to get rid of and the person happens to work for BWSSB (Bangalore Water Supply & Sewerage Board), you are in luck. Just send me the details and I’ll kill that person for you. For free. Those morons have once again dug up Nandidurg Road, which has resulted in huge traffic jams.
I read in the paper today that they have dug up St Marks Road too, which means more traffic jams in the CBD.
There’s only one befitting reply to this nonsense, murder. They all are anyways so stupid that they don’t deserve to live.
So accept my offer of help and let me help you get rid of that stupid BWSSB official for you.
A very entertaining blog you have here. Keep doing a great job!
I feel the same way about certain people too.
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Yeah. I came to office today via. St. Marks road. It’s pathetic. MG Road has huge craters now!
HAHA I feel you’re pain! It doesn’t get any better here in Pennsylvania USA. I think the government does it on purpose so that when they jack up the tax rate they can use the excuse that the extra money is going to fix the roads better and in a more timely fashion. PUH! Yeah right!! (P.S. “Puh” is my new word of exclamation.)
@sarah: Thanks. I love being appreciated. May be a little too much.
@lucio: I think I know who these certain people are
@varun: Yeah and that too, free of charge..
@vinaya: I knew it! Sucks.
@clairissa: Well, i guess i should extend my offer of help to you too then.