Yet! Another!! Tag!!!

Posted by in Funny, Lists, Tag

Here are the rules of this one:

  1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
  2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
  3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
  4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Target: Female

  1. She should not be funnier than me and must laugh at most of my jokes.
  2. She must either teach me to dance properly or must not force me to dance.
  3. She must listen to my ranting about the smallest nonsensical things.
  4. She must be into music, movies and above all television.
  5. She must not be messy in any way. It would help if she were a cleanliness freak like me.
  6. She must not be secretly insane, must not be suicidal and definitely not a murderer. Additionally, she must promise not to kill me no matter how much she may want.
  7. She must not embarrass me in front of her friends by telling them stories about me like my mom.
  8. She must be smart enough to not let me find out if she is cheating on me.

I tag 8 people who accidentally stumble upon my blog, whatever their names might be.